Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Peargueis The Wise? I thought not. It’s not a story the DeviantArt admins would tell you. It’s a badge legend. Darth Peargueis was a Dark Lord of the Badge, so powerful and so wise he could use the Force to influence the users of the site to create pears… He had such a knowledge of the natural side that he could even keep the ones he cared about from rotting. The dark side of the Pear is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerful… the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice killed him in his sleep. Ironic. He could save others from death, but not himself.